Holy shit it’s official now.
One year it snowed on my birthday. I guess 80s with a light breeze is okay.
What my end table currently looks like. Yes, that is six soda cans. I’m shocked it isn’t more.
One. Paper. Left.
Totally #takenwithtaken @heyerin
Went to a baseball game. Dealt with a major asshole ump who stole a ball out of my hand, but I day drank with my parents and worked on my tan.
Compared to the game a week ago which I got hailed on.
My father “Oh, you got your hair cut?”
Thanks padre.
Also, my double chin says “sup”
Noooo. You didn’t want to put your duvet in here. You’re mistaken
Sometimes you hang out with your favorite author wearing a cheesehead.
My mom is watching The Shinning for the first time. My father and I are giving excellent commentary.
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